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Sunday, January 12, 2014

A Pimp Sues Nike for Not Labeling Their Shoe as a Dangerous Weapon...Yes...It's True...

(Photo: Multnomah County Sheriff's Office)

A pimp...yes a pimp, has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike for not providing a warning label that their sneakers could be used as a dangerous weapon.

I know, know....but here it is:

In Portland, Oregon, 26 y/o Sirgiorgio Sanford Clardy, beat the hell out of a man, stomping him with his Jordan's because the man didn't pay his prostitute.  He beat this dude so bad that he needed stitches and will require plastic surgery, according to The Oregonian.

Clardy was found guilty for robbing the man and beating the 18 y/o prostitute, who claims he forced her to work, until she was bleeding from her ears.

The pimp, like most "intelligent sound-minded people," is representing himself in this matter, and has filed the suit against Nike, asking them to label their shoes as "potentially dangerous."

First of all, dude is a pimp named Sirgiorgio, and he was wearing Jordan's.  And he looks a little off to begin with.  

Second, if he has to beat and rob the patrons of his prostitutes to get paid, maybe they're not so great or maybe he's in the wrong line of work. 

I'm just saying.....

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